Do you ever wonder what your life looks like...
why can all these sketchy fifteen year olds get...
graceeloveesyou: thisismywonderland: andiknowfoxesmateforlife: captainfingmagic: chelsisenor: sluttyassistantdebby-: gollygeedamn: i mean, i’m not gorgeous but at least i won’t give you gonorrhea. LOL I LOVE YOU CARLIE <3 LIFE. ”i mean, i’m not gorgeous but at least i won’t give you gonorrhea.” MY LIFE. this is hilarious… and relatable haha This is pretty much...
Most people’s imaginations don’t have limits. As we grow older, we stop...– Neil Gaiman (via thresca) (via quote-book)
Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days...– Barney Stinson (via thedirtyboots) (via enforcedmurder) (via notazombie) (via fuckyeahfunnythings)
It was him not fighting for me. I gave him the ultimatum and he let me walk...– Lorelai, Gilmore Girls (via carolinerae) — Explaining to Sookie why she had broken up with Luke for good (via oy-with-the-poodles-already)
all i ask for is a guy that would sit outside and...
graceeloveesyou: is that too much?
my magic brings voldemort to the yard, and im like...
fuckyeahfunnythings: (via bitter-hearts) (via dearjece)
“Sometimes love seems easy. Like… it’s easy to love...– Where The Heart Is
Just met my dealer at a church... I'm pretty sure...
Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings– Sweet Home Alabama (via bobbypin)
Jake: Answer the question!
Jake: No you won't answer, or no you won't marry me?
Mel: Jake Perry, I'm 10 years old. I got too much to live for!