Make My Day

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

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annikasettergren:

thesilentapprentice:

part-of-your-soul:

wake up by ~Jazzie560

#What if this is what really happens when mermaids/sirens take men into the water?#What if they like really want to love them and be with them but they know they themselves can’t survive on land#So they bring the guys into the water in the hopes that they turn into mermen#but they just die
gET OUT

"A mermaid found a swimming lad,Picked him for her own,Pressed her body to his body,Laughed; and plunging downForgot in cruel happinessThat even lovers drown.”
—William Butler Yeats

annikasettergren:

thesilentapprentice:

part-of-your-soul:

wake up by ~Jazzie560

#What if this is what really happens when mermaids/sirens take men into the water?
#What if they like really want to love them and be with them but they know they themselves can’t survive on land
#So they bring the guys into the water in the hopes that they turn into mermen
#but they just die

gET OUT

"A mermaid found a swimming lad,
Picked him for her own,
Pressed her body to his body,
Laughed; and plunging down
Forgot in cruel happiness
That even lovers drown.”

—William Butler Yeats

(via keepcalm-andmarryron)